Tired of masturbating to shitty porn? Ashamed that every smutty video you pick out features a pear-shaped orphan getting fucked by a dog? You sick ’ol fucker. Lazy Fascist is here to solve your pornography blues. For the month of April, we want to give you new, exciting, bootlegged, mysterious porn!
Porn for the price of free!
Porn to celebrate books!
It’s simple. You love books and porn. We want to reward your impeccable taste in literature by offering you a free porno. To claim your bootlegged film, all you have to do is review Anatomy Courses by Blake Butler and Sean Kilpatrick in the month of April.
Your review can appear on Amazon, your blog, or any website/magazine on the planet. After your review goes live, send us a link along with your mailing address and pornographic preference (m/m, f/f, f/m, or ‘other’) to email@example.com.
Bonus sexy prizes will be awarded to those who review Anatomy Courses for prominent/highly trafficked publications.
Films will be shipped out in the beginning of May. Keep in mind, some of you may receive feature length pornos, while others will get short films.
We hope you’ll join us in this celebration of porn and Anatomy Courses, one of the smuttiest, sexiest books of the year.
Sam Pink has started a band. They are called Depressed Woman. You can listen to some of their songs and read Sam Pink’s thoughts on each song here. In a new review of The No Hellos Diet, the blog i am alt lit said this about Sam’s work: “like ‘bukowski to postal workers’ and ‘franzen to academic/overly serious/literature is god types’ sam pink speaks to the ‘service class.’”
Alison Hallett of The Portland Mercury has reported that she feels uncomfortable reading The Obese by Nick Antosca on the bus. Last Saturday, Nick Antosca signed copies of The Obese at one of my favorite bookstores, Dark Delicacies in Burbank, CA. Here are two new interviews with Nick: 1) The Collagist, 2) Vol. 1 Brooklyn.
Other Lazy Fascist news of the week:
Anatomy Courses by Blake Butler and Sean Kilpatrick will be taught in a class on 21st Century Horror at Florida State University this fall. Other primary texts include The Marbled Swarm by Dennis Cooper and The Orange Eats Creeps by Grace Krilanovich.
We’re hearing that quantities of the Broken Piano for President soundtrack, which was recently released by Death Bomb Arc, is close to selling out. Thought Catalog published an essay by Wensink about his experience trying to find a publisher for Broken Piano for President. You can read it here.
Order Anatomy Courses here.
This Valentine’s Day, put down the pipe bomb and kill yourself with a book instead. Overcome emotional eating by telling your nasty pet what the bullies did to you in junior high. Buy some new sweatpants at K-Mart and breathe easy knowing everybody hates you. Go to church. Reenact your best worst memories with your dad. Shoot up your favorite fast food restaurant. Or just shoot up.
Because black metal is hot.
Because the art museum is a great place to die.
Because books about death and dying are sexy.
Order Anatomy Courses and The Obese to get laid this Valentine’s Day.