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		<title>Coming in May: The Collected Works of Noah Cicero Vol. I</title>
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		<title>AWP and Rontel release party in New York</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lazy Fascist will be attending AWP in Boston next month (March 6-9). We&#8217;re sharing a table with ManArchy Magazine. LF authors J.A. Tyler and Scott McClanahan have several off-site readings each throughout the weekend. Drop by our table and say hi. Following AWP, we&#8217;ll be heading to New York for the official release party of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=643&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lazy Fascist will be attending AWP in Boston next month (March 6-9). We&#8217;re sharing a table with ManArchy Magazine. LF authors J.A. Tyler and Scott McClanahan have several off-site readings each throughout the weekend. Drop by our table and say hi.</p>
<p>Following AWP, we&#8217;ll be heading to New York for the official release party of Sam Pink&#8217;s latest novel, Rontel. Here are the full details:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.housingworks.org/events/detail/rontel-release-party-with-sam-pink-scott-mcclanahan-and-more/">RONTEL RELEASE PARTY</a> @ Housing Works Bookstore (126 Crosby Street New York, NY 10012)</p>
<p>Co-hosted by Electric Literature and Lazy Fascist Press</p>
<p>Join Electric Literature and Lazy Fascist Press as they celebrate the release of Sam Pink’s <em>Rontel</em>, a novel about the dull pains of never quite becoming an adult.</p>
<p>“<em>Rontel</em> is the funniest book I have ever read.” —Tao Lin</p>
<p>&#8220;Funny as hell, searingly honest, and urgently real, Sam Pink&#8217;s <em>Rontel</em> puts to shame most modern fiction. His writing perfectly captures the bizarre parade that is Chicago, with all its gloriously odd and wonderful people. This book possesses both the nerve of Nelson Algren and the existential comedy of Albert Camus.&#8221; — Joe Meno</p>
<p>About the Readers:</p>
<p><strong>Sam Pink</strong>, the latest in shithead technology, is the author of <em>Person</em> and seven other books. He doesn’t get along with a lot of people and he lives in Chicago. His latest novel, <em>Rontel</em>, is co-published by Electric Literature (eBook) and Lazy Fascist Press (print).</p>
<p><strong>Scott McClanahan</strong> is the author of <em>The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I, Crapalachia</em>, and <em>Hill William</em>. He lives in West Virginia.</p>
<p><strong>Cameron Pierce</strong> is the author of eight books, most recently <em>Die You Doughnut Bastards</em>, and also the head editor of Lazy Fascist Press. He lives in Portland, Oregon.</p>
<p><strong>J. David Osborne</strong> is the author of <em>Low Down Death Right Easy</em> and <em>By the Time We Leave Here, We’ll Be Friends</em>. He lives with his wife and dog in Norman, Oklahoma.</p>
<p><strong>Spencer Madsen</strong> runs Sorry House and is also the author of the &#8220;greatest cat poem ever&#8221; according to <em>The Huffington</em> <em>Post</em>. He lives in New York.</p>
<p><strong>Kirsten Alene</strong> is the author of <em>Unicorn Battle Squad</em> and <em>Love in the Time of Dinosaurs</em>. She lives in Portland, Oregon.</p>
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		<title>Books for Your Bloody Valentine #3: Colony Collapse by J.A. Tyler</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2013 02:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these woods my brother handed me a note. A white paper sea sailing a black ship. I said to my brother What does this mean? and he said There are no words and I repeated There are no words but he was already a deer running back into the lake of these woods. A [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=639&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:left;"><a href="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/colonycollapsejacket.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-640" alt="ColonyCollapsejacket" src="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/colonycollapsejacket.jpg?w=490&#038;h=365" width="490" height="365" /></a>In these woods my brother handed me a note. A white paper sea sailing a black ship. I said to my brother What does this mean? and he said There are no words and I repeated There are no words but he was already a deer running back into the lake of these woods. A rabbit crossed from trunk to trunk, a bird from one umbrella of branches to another. My brother&#8217;s note cried out my dying. A single black dot on a square of white meant that I was deathly, and my brother was a deer again, turning tail. My feet were hooves, but I could not chase down his reasons.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">Click here to order <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Colony-Collapse-J-Tyler/dp/1621050807/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360893837&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=colony+collapse">Colony Collapse</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;">And don&#8217;t forget our other Valentine&#8217;s Day releases: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rontel-Sam-Pink/dp/1621050793/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_1">Rontel by Sam Pink</a> and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Humble-Assessment-Kris-Saknussemm/dp/1621050815/ref=pd_sim_sbs_b_2">The Humble Assessment by Kris Saknussemm</a>.</p>
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		<title>Books for Your Bloody Valentine #2: The Humble Assessment by Kris Saknussemm</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2013 00:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE HUMBLE ASSESSMENT BY KRIS SAKNUSSEMM &#8220;At once, names like Ionesco, Beckett, and Albee come to mind, but then are topped by the understanding that this voice has an even more unsettling, hard-hitting edge.&#8221; -Phil Abrams Instructions for Reading The Humble Assessment: Step one: Take a deep breath. Meet Mr. Humble. He is the sixteenth [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=636&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;At once, names like Ionesco, Beckett, and Albee come to mind, but then are topped by the understanding that this voice has an even more unsettling, hard-hitting edge.&#8221; -Phil Abrams</p>
<p><b>Instructions for Reading The Humble Assessment:</b></p>
<p>Step one: Take a deep breath.</p>
<p>Meet Mr. Humble. He is the sixteenth person to be interviewed for the position of Financial Controller. He needs this job. But he&#8217;s not going to beg. Yet. Follow Kris Saknussemm, the masterful creator of Zanesville, Sinister Miniatures and Reverend America, on a dark and narrow path through the malign terrors of the modern American corporate machine. He will show you a fish bowl full of crickets. He will show you a tarantula as big as a suburban home. He will show you a woman in a black lace bra, a man in a gorilla mask. The Humble Assessment is a masterpiece of modern theatre. In a few short pages, Saknussemm will take you in, make you comfortable, then rip your heart out before you even notice he&#8217;s been holding a dagger the whole time. Meet Mr. Humble. They&#8217;ve been watching him his whole life.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Humble-Assessment-Kris-Saknussemm/dp/1621050815">Click here to order The Humble Assessment</a>.</p>
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		<title>Books for Your Bloody Valentine #1: Rontel by Sam Pink</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year, Lazy Fascist brought you a trio of fucked up books for Valentine&#8217;s Day. This year, we&#8217;re doing it again with Rontel by Sam Pink, The Humble Assessment by Kris Saknussemm, and Colony Collapse by J.A. Tyler. Over the next few days, we&#8217;ll be releasing information on each title, beginning with Rontel. RONTEL BY [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=632&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last year, Lazy Fascist brought you a trio of fucked up books for Valentine&#8217;s Day. This year, we&#8217;re doing it again with <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rontel-Sam-Pink/dp/1621050793/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360467023&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=rontel+sam+pink">Rontel by Sam Pink</a>, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Humble-Assessment-Kris-Saknussemm/dp/1621050815/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360466268&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=the+humble+assessment">The Humble Assessment by Kris Saknussemm</a>, and <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Colony-Collapse-J-Tyler/dp/1621050807/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360466743&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=colony+collapse+j.a.+tyler">Colony Collapse by J.A. Tyler</a>. Over the next few days, we&#8217;ll be releasing information on each title, beginning with Rontel.</p>
<p><a href="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/rontel-jacket-final-100dpi.jpg"><img class="alignleft  wp-image-633" alt="rontel-jacket-final-100dpi" src="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/rontel-jacket-final-100dpi.jpg?w=294&#038;h=455" width="294" height="455" /></a>RONTEL BY SAM PINK</p>
<p><strong>We now enter: Total Isolation</strong></p>
<p>Rontel is the story of one man&#8217;s odyssey through Chicago. Follow him as he attempts to go to his last day of work. Follow him through the subway as he considers stealing chips from a dancing baby. Find him being threatened by a homeless man holding board games. Take his hand as he considers building a hydraulic cocoon for his cat out of a complimentary duffel bag. Walk the streets of Uptown as a cop-killer takes hostages to the roof of an apartment building. Meet his friends. Just kidding! Follow him to his neighbor&#8217;s apartment where he gets paid in pumpkin pie to watch a baby. Follow him through through the dull pains of never quite becoming an adult. Sit back, laugh, smile, hold your breath, because not even he knows how it ends.</p>
<p>&#8220;Funny as hell, searingly honest, and urgently real, Sam Pink&#8217;s Rontel puts to shame most modern fiction. His writing perfectly captures the bizarre parade that is Chicago, with all its gloriously odd and wonderful people. This book possesses both the nerve of Nelson Algren and the existential comedy of Albert Camus.&#8221; &#8211; <b>Joe Meno</b></p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Rontel-Sam-Pink/dp/1621050793/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1360465734&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=rontel+by+sam+pink">Click here to order RONTEL</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://sext.electricliterature.com/#">Click here to order the e-book</a>, available from Electric Literature.</p>
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		<title>The Last Final Girl now available for Kindle!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;The Last Final Girl is like Quentin Tarantino&#8217;s take on The Cabin in the Woods. Bloody, absurd, and smart. Plus, there&#8217;s a killer in a Michael Jackson mask.&#8221; &#8211; Carlton Mellick III, author of Apeshit Life in a slasher film is easy. You just have to know when to die. Aerial View: A suburban town [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=630&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lazyfascistpress.com/books-2/thelastfinalgirlfinal-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-590"><img class=" wp-image-590 alignleft" alt="TheLastFinalGirlfinal" src="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/thelastfinalgirlfinal.png?w=294&#038;h=449" width="294" height="449" /></a>&#8220;The Last Final Girl is like Quentin Tarantino&#8217;s take on The Cabin in the Woods. Bloody, absurd, and smart. Plus, there&#8217;s a killer in a Michael Jackson mask.&#8221; &#8211; <strong>Carlton Mellick III, author of <em>Apeshit</em></strong></p>
<p>Life in a slasher film is easy. You just have to know when to die.</p>
<p>Aerial View: A suburban town in Texas. Everyone&#8217;s got an automatic garage door opener. All the kids jump off a perilous cliff into a shallow river as a rite of passage. The sheriff is a local celebrity. You know this town. You&#8217;re from this town.</p>
<p>Zoom In: Homecoming princess, Lindsay. She&#8217;s just barely escaped death at the hands of a brutal, sadistic murderer in a Michael Jackson mask. Up on the cliff, she was rescued by a horse and bravely defeated the killer, alone, bra-less. Her story is already a legend. She&#8217;s this town&#8217;s heroic final girl, their virgin angel.</p>
<p>Monster Vision: Halloween masks floating down that same river the kids jump into. But just as one slaughter is not enough for Billie Jean, our masked killer, one victory is not enough for Lindsay. Her high school is full of final girls, and she&#8217;s not the only one who knows the rules of the game.</p>
<p>When Lindsay chooses a host of virgins, misfits, and former final girls to replace the slaughtered members of her original homecoming court, it&#8217;s not just a fight for survival-it&#8217;s a fight to become The Last Final Girl.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/The-Last-Final-Girl-ebook/dp/B00ASALARO/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1356292737&amp;sr=1-3&amp;keywords=last+final+girl">Click here to order The Last Final Girl for the Kindle.</a></p>
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		<title>Chick Bassist now available for Kindle</title>
		<link>http://lazyfascistpress.com/2012/12/18/chick-bassist-now-available-for-kindle/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of our featured fall releases, Chick Bassist by Ross E. Lockhart, is now available as an e-book for the Kindle. Praise for Chick Bassist: &#8220;Chick Bassist is utterly savage. Lockhart&#8217;s style waxes poetic as a modern Beat giving us a glimpse into Rock &#38; Roll hell.&#8221; &#8211; Laird Barron, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=627&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lazyfascistpress.com/books-2/chick-bassist-final-jacket-2-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-617"><img class=" wp-image-617 alignleft" alt="Chick Bassist" src="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/chick-bassist-final-jacket-2.jpg?w=235&#038;h=367" width="235" height="367" /></a>One of our featured fall releases, Chick Bassist by Ross E. Lockhart, is now available as an e-book for the Kindle.</p>
<p>Praise for Chick Bassist:</p>
<p>&#8220;Chick Bassist is utterly savage. Lockhart&#8217;s style waxes poetic as a modern Beat giving us a glimpse into Rock &amp; Roll hell.&#8221; &#8211; Laird Barron, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author of Occultation and The Croning</p>
<p>&#8220;Ross Lockhart knows something about those who people the world of Rock and Roll. In CHICK BASSIST, he provides an intimate and at times truly disturbing look at the pains and pleasures, the aspirations and triumphs, the simple failings as well as the epic downfalls of those who climb the stage with electric instruments and high-voltage attitude. I highly recommend this great Rock novel.&#8221; &#8211; Alan M. Clark, author of A Parliament of Crows</p>
<p>&#8220;A stunningly daring performance&#8230;&#8221; &#8211; Zachary Jernigan, author of No Return</p>
<p>&#8220;Could be the ultimate rock novel.&#8221; &#8211; M.P. Johnson</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chick-Bassist-ebook/dp/B00AOGFDJS/ref=sr_1_3?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355830046&amp;sr=1-3&amp;keywords=chick+bassist">Click here</a> to order Chick Bassist for your Kindle.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chick-Bassist-Ross-E-Lockhart/dp/1621050629/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1355830046&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=chick+bassist">Click here</a> to order the paperback.</p>
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		<title>Patrick Wensink teaching online class at LitReactor!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2012 03:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bestselling Lazy Fascist author Patrick Wensink is teaching an online class over at one of our absolute favorite websites, LitReactor. The course is called Something Out Of Nothing: Using Improv to Build Plot Momentum and runs from January 10th to January 24th. Click here to learn more and sign up for Building Something Out Of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=621&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lazyfascistpress.com/2012/12/10/patrick-wensink-teaching-online-class-at-litreactor/something-out-of-nothing_0-2/" rel="attachment wp-att-623"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-623" alt="something-out-of-nothing_0" src="http://lazyfascist.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/something-out-of-nothing_01.jpg?w=490&#038;h=265" height="265" width="490" /></a>Bestselling Lazy Fascist author Patrick Wensink is teaching an online class over at one of our absolute favorite websites, LitReactor. The course is called <a href="http://litreactor.com/classes/something-out-of-nothing-using-improv-to-improve-your-plots-with-patrick-wensink">Something Out Of Nothing: Using Improv to Build Plot Momentum</a> and runs from January 10th to January 24th.</p>
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		<title>Electric Literature and Lazy Fascist Team Up for New Sam Pink Novel</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2012 00:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, Electric Literature&#8217;s Recommended Reading published an excerpt from Rontel by Sam Pink. One of the coolest features of Recommended Reading is the single sentence animation inspired by the recommended work. For Rontel, Brandon Ray created the badass stop-motion short that you can watch below. Rontel is due out on Valentine&#8217;s Day 2013. Lazy Fascist [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=612&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, <a href="http://recommendedreading.tumblr.com/post/35197875599/sam-pink-rontel">Electric Literature&#8217;s Recommended Reading</a> published an excerpt from Rontel by <a href="http://www.impersonalelectroniccommunication.com/">Sam Pink</a>. One of the coolest features of Recommended Reading is the single sentence animation inspired by the recommended work. For Rontel, Brandon Ray created the badass stop-motion short that you can watch below.</p>
<p>Rontel is due out on Valentine&#8217;s Day 2013. Lazy Fascist will publish the paperback while Electric Literature releases the digital edition. We&#8217;re pretty damn ecstatic about this partnership.</p>
<p>Look for Lazy Fascist at AWP in Boston (March 2013), pimping Rontel and our two other early spring releases, Colony Collapse by J.A. Tyler and The Humble Assessment by Kris Saknussemm.</p>
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		<title>Lazy Fascist Fall 2012 Releases</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; CHICK BASSIST BY ROSS E. LOCKHART &#8220;Chick Bassist is utterly savage. Lockhart&#8217;s style waxes poetic as a modern Beat giving us a glimpse into Rock &#38; Roll hell.&#8221; &#8211; Laird Barron, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author of Occultation and The Croning Erin Locke, the Queen of Rock, wakes up at the crack of noon. &#8220;La [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=lazyfascistpress.com&#038;blog=12746613&#038;post=604&#038;subd=lazyfascist&#038;ref=&#038;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Chick-Bassist-Ross-E-Lockhart/dp/1621050629/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1351988371&amp;sr=1-1&amp;keywords=chick+bassist"><i>Chick Bassist</i></a> is utterly savage. Lockhart&#8217;s style waxes poetic as a modern Beat giving us a glimpse into Rock &amp; Roll hell.&#8221; &#8211; <b>Laird Barron</b>, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author of <i>Occultation</i> and <i>The Croning</i></p>
<p><b>Erin Locke, the Queen of Rock, wakes up at the crack of noon.</b></p>
<p><i>&#8220;La Cucaracha&#8221; has infested her dream, and now echoes through her hotel room. &#8220;What the fuck is that?&#8221; Erin&#8217;s voice is muffled by the thick blankets that completely cover her. Beside the lump that is Erin lies a black Ibanez bass guitar. A Heroes for Goats sticker adorns its reflective surface. Erin thrusts one arm out from beneath the blankets and fumbles for the nonexistent alarm clock. She&#8217;s still slogging off fragments of her dream, that goddamn recurrent creep-out where she&#8217;s a praying mantis, translucent green, perched on the crest of a burning city, devouring her still-copulating preymate. This time her meal had worn her father&#8217;s face. Those dreams were the worst.</i></p>
<p><i>Chick Bassist</i> welcomes you into punk rock hell, the friendless disillusionment of waking up in a shitty motel room in California with half a joint and an empty six-pack, radio blaring Lou Reed, concrete ocean on all sides and a blazing inferno within.</p>
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<div><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:medium;">&#8220;Crime and horror wrapped in a wondrous symmetry, made all the more </span><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">terrifying by its factual basis, </span></span><span style="font-size:medium;"><span style="font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><i>A Parliament of Crows</i> has it all.</span></span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"> Read it!&#8221;</span></span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:medium;"> &#8211; <strong>F. PAUL WILSON</strong>, <i>New York Times</i> bestselling author of <em>Cold City</em></span></span></div>
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<p><b>Murder, fraud, suicide, war, isolation, madness, duty, pride, love, loyalty.</b></p>
<p>From World Fantasy Award winner Alan M. Clark comes a godforsaken southern gothic based on the three most evil sisters in history. They are the Mortlow sisters, and they do it all for the family.</p>
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<p>&#8220;There are plenty of bastards in this world, but Patrick Wensink isn&#8217;t one of them. Well, maybe. He is our Terry Southern and Paul Krassner and possibly one day even our own Jonathan Swift&#8230;&#8221; - <b>SCOTT MCCLANAHAN</b>, author of <i>The Collected Works of Scott McClanahan Vol. I</i></p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve never known an American economy that didn&#8217;t smell like Red Lobster&#8217;s dumpster,&#8221; begins Patrick Wensink&#8217;s (bestselling author of <i>Broken Piano for President)</i> long-awaited essay collection<i>. </i></p>
<p>Zipping together heartbreak and hilarity in one neat package, this book is one man&#8217;s journey along the front lines of America&#8217;s economic nightmare. These nonfiction pieces feature Wensink selling his own BBQ sauce, tying the knot in a doughnut shop, getting fired from more jobs than most hold in a lifetime and struggling to make ends meet as a stay-at-home-dad.</p>
<p>In the end, Wensink perseveres in typical self deprecating fashion, chronicling his unexpected rise to bestseller status when <i>Broken Piano for President </i>goes viral thanks to the World&#8217;s Nicest Cease and Desist from Jack Daniel&#8217;s.</p>
<div>These essays originally appeared in <i>Huffington Post</i>, <i>Thought Catalog</i>, and more.</div>
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